||[Apr. 22nd, 2006|02:52 am]
The Ship with Silver Sails
From the last time I was in Kenora; our wee Mad Lib!|
A vacation is when you take a trip to some snotty place with your horny family. Usually you go to some place that is near a Jess or up a lubricator. A good vacation is one where you can ride cockroaches, or play strip darts, or go hunting for nose hairs. I like to spend my time masturbating or vomiting. When parents go on vacation, they spend their time eating three anchovies a day, and fathers play golf, and mothers sit around sneezing. Last summer my little brother fell in a sweat and got poison seaweed all over his arm pit. My family is going to go to Main Street, and I will practice killing. Parents need vacations more than kids because parents are very dead and because they have to work 59 hours every day all year making enough rats to pay for the vacation.