||[Aug. 5th, 2006|01:44 am]
The Ship with Silver Sails
Today Cait decided to come over and we ended up causing some mayhem... we went to the St. Vital mall with a bottle of rye and a backpack full of.. nothing.. hehehe.. nothing in particular. Maybe a sketchbook, and a camera. |
So, we wandered around, went to a few stores, I think EB was one of them. So was Chapters. Cait found out that she had to order Ghost Hunter's Guide to the Paranormal. Silly British people. I think we had a conversation about British words, but that was later at the third Tim Horton's we visited. At some point iced caps were involved, but so was absinthe, and that may be why neither of us can remember things in a linear pattern...
At one point we went through London Drugs looking for socks. And glowsticks. And Batman Lego. Photos will be posted soon. We bought green tea iced tea at London Drugs and went out by The Bay and mixed ourselves some waterhol... which is basically iced tea and rye. We then had a funny conversation about how we should go through the mall and take pictures of peoples' butts. More pictures coming soon.
We ended up stalking a group of three guys into Chapters where they went into the parking lot and we found ourselves some Leonardo Da Vinci books and read them ... or more or less looked at the pretty pictures.
I had to pee lots so I went to the bathroom numerous times in the same stall... Caiti took a picture of a hair floating in a puddle of water on the bathroom counter. we then ventured over to Tim Horton's and had some sandwiches and soup and read the newspaper.
On the way out we couldn't help but notice that the Liquor Mart was nearby; at first it looked like it was closed and I nearly had a nervous breakdown, but then Cait spotted that it was next door, so we went in. We sampled some wine and Cait found the Heineken and had a brief moment...
Anyway, we spotted some absinthe in funky metal bottles and I had to end up buying two, as my grandparents would be out for the evening and the weekend (yay!). We walked over to catch a bus and realized we were on the wrong street. It was at this point that Cait commented that her drink tasted a little strong. We walked over the right street and Cait did a dance in the middle of the street and was honked at. She also spoted a really cool car and took pictures and the asians inside revved the car. Haha.
We eventually... oh yeah! We forgot to mention there was a guy passed out on the sidewalk with rollerblades on, so Cait took a nice picture.
She also got a picture of a guy with what looks like a wedgie.
So we caught our bus and headed back to the grandparents'. After they left we immediately got into the beer-absinthe and watched Most Haunted. Cait kept thinking that the people in the nightvision were Yoda, especially Jon Stweart.. er, Gilbert. Then Cait went on the computer for a while and then we went skateboarding. We saw a cat. Of course, this meant that we stopped and played with the cat for about half an hour. It was feisty. We suspect she was under some kind of mind-altering substance. Like, meth. It chased after a group of people and attacked my skateboard and climbed up a tree and other numerous cute things. We skateboarded a little further, eventualyl spotting a few guys, and then ran home.
Then we sat on the lawn and drank.
Then we went inside and drank and ate celery and soup.
Then we went upstairs and drank.
I played MarioKart DS and Cait listened to Underoath. Then I went downstairs and finished drinking. We watched some tv and I started fallign asleep so we came back upstairs and we recounted the story where we were once talking to Lauren in her sleep. Cait said, "Lauren, you stink", and she replied, "Yep". THen we realized we had left the computer on and hadn't typed out our favourite quotes of the day, so here we are.
So..! Favourite quotes. =P
Jess: (looking at bottle of absinthe) This will now be known as The Devil. What does the "J" stand for anyway?
Jess: Who WAS Jehosephat?
Cait: The guy who jumped.
Jess: Holy lips!
(This story refers to Cait's ongoing mission to make a bottle into a sort of waterbottle/flask)
Cait: HOMG. *grabs absinthe bottle* Baby bottle nozzles.
Jess: Queek queek queek!
Yeah we don't get intermissions, we get intervisions.
Cait: I just drunk your lawn.
Cait: I've never had cheese-whiz on my asparagus. Er.. celery.
Jess: I'll big one YOU!
Cait: I'll big one your MOM!
Jess: You WOULD!
Jess: Ohh! I think I found where another ice cube went.
Cait: No, that's what happens when watermelon ferments: it becomes liquorious.
Jess: Aarrgh you're not writing that down.
Jess: I have cheeze whiz on my pants.
Jess: Ahh! I keep crapping it up so I keep making it bigger, and then I crap it up again.
Cait: That cutting board has swirlies on it.,
Jess: Ohooh! Thingies! *points at stove*
Cait: Not parkikularily.
Cait: *eating rye-soaked celery* This tastes SO good!
Jess: alcoholery? ..No.
And, pictures to follow. And, more absinthe. Where can we find non-beer absinthe..?
EDIT: Oh yeah! Pirate band-aids!